July 2012
sexting on iphone: i slowly duck your pissy with my dock
coconutheadissexy:
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
richwhitelesbian:
lets play a game called i die and never come back
Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure. You’ve...
– Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via shetakesflight)
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i can't believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Tumblr turned me into a lonely insomniac with a...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
If you owned me for 24 hours, what would you do?
ofsunsabove:
this could be interesting..
FACT: Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I...