The white and beige one is named Texas Tornado and the brown one is named Johnny Football.
I have no idea what kind of cattle these are but these are the cutest damn fluffy cows I have ever seen.
(Source: weeaboo-chan, via snowwhiteandtheseventoddlers)
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
(Source: sadfolkmusic, via snowwhiteandtheseventoddlers)
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
—If I Left You a Voicemail, This Would Be It (Shinji Moon)
(Source: wordsthat-speak, via nightbears)
(Source: misskellilee, via leaveliestotheliars)
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
(Source: glial, via see-the-world-through-my-eyes)
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
(via cj-sewers)
